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12th June 2014
10:51am BST

As if Liverpool haven’t caused Southampton enough pain this summer by luring Lambert to Anfield and lusting after Adam Lallana, the Daily Mail reckon they are now looking longingly at Lovren, Dejan Lovren, who apparently told the Saints in an e-mail at the end of last month that he wanted to leave to go to a Champions League side. Is getting dumped by e-mail even worse than getting dumped by text? Next they’ll be doing it by tagging their significant other in an open tweet with hashtags like #itsoverbaby and #welcometodumpsville. Harsh.
There’s not an awful lot new to report apart from potential activity in Manchester and on Merseyside. The Mirror say that the Fabregas to Chelsea deal is as good as done, while the Guardian are hinting at a possible swap deal that would see Ramires go to Real Madrid with Luka Modric going in the other direction. We would hope and assume that Chelsea would have to fill Ramires’ pockets with large amounts of cash in order for the deal to go ahead.
Arsenal don’t want Fabregas (who they don’t really need) but they do want Mario Mandzukic (who they do need) and the Mirror think that this one might be a goer, a link given more credence by recent comments by the Croatian striker hitting out at the tactics of one Pep Guardiola.
That’s about all the gossip for today, we’re off to start combing the ass groove in the couch that’s going to get an awful lot of attention in the next four weeks.Explore more on these topics:

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