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27th June 2014
10:57am BST

Lots of transfer related gossip on Merseyside, meanwhile, where our own Seamus Coleman will be hanging around for the next five years having signed a contract extension rumoured to be worth a whopping £75,000 a week.
Having joined the Toffees in 2009, by the end of the contract Coleman will be so embedded in Scouse culture that he’ll have *stereotype alert* grown a perm and will wear nothing but a faded shell tracksuit, but as long as he maintains his Donegal lilt while screeching ‘Alright, alright, calm down, calm down’ he’ll be just fine with us.
On the red side of Liverpool, the usual Luis Suarez to Barcelona rumours are doing the rounds (would Liverpool fans be happy to see him go with a bit of money and Alexis Sanchez coming in the other direction?), while L’Equipe say that a £10 million deal for Lille’s 19-year old Belgian striker Divock Origi (above) could be in the works. Another foreign paper, meanwhile, Bild, say that the Reds are still chasing Xheridan Shaqiri with as much lust as any red-blooded male would chase Shakira given half a chance.
Elsewhere, after signing Fernando, Manchester City are still hot about his former Porto teammate Eliaquim Mangala, Arsenal want Newcastle full-back Mathieu Debuchy to replace Bacary Sagna, Frank Lampard is on the verge of a move to New York City FC and Sunderland are going to try and prise Fabio Borini from Liverpool on a permanent basis.
We’re off to place a bet on every single one of these moves happening and to put on a deposit on a villa in Barbados while we wait for the inevitable winnings.Explore more on these topics:

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