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Unfulfilled housewife's sex bunker scandalises fishermen & neighbours
What do you get when you mix a mild mannered Swedish housewife, an old isolated military bunker and some spare time? A sordid sex bunker of course.

What do you get when you mix a mild mannered Swedish housewife, an old isolated military bunker and some spare time? A sordid sex bunker of course.

There was a bit of a mystery in Northern Sweden on Friday when police were alerted to the existence of the bunker by two fishermen. The shocked seafarers came across a small fortified room decorated like a brothel bedroom in the middle of a small wood.

There was a silk sheet covered bed, ropes, pulleys, dildos, lubes and other assorted sex toys. There whole mystery has been cleared up now though. A woman came forward to tell the authorities that it was one of "her most sacred places," presumably before asking officers to spank her like a bad girl.

The woman told one of the country's biggest tabloids: "I just wanted to test my limits". That's obviously what the fishermen thought she was doing too as they believed it to be a torture chamber.

Apparently the woman's neighbours have been scandalised. She says: "I think it is because many are afraid. Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told Aftonbladet.

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