Video: Charlize Theron sex tape is leaked online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7TGQdq9_rQ

You have to give it to Charlize Theron, while other celebrities try to desperately cover up their sex tapes, she’s happy to put hers all over the internet for everyone to see.

We'll tell you now that Charlize is a little…freaky…(understatement of the year). Yes, she may look all sweet and innocent, but beneath those good looks is a scary dominatrix-esque character who likes to punish men by pouring scalding hot milk all over them. Nice.

We should probably mention that the entire thing is a spoof put together by Charlize and the folks at FunnyorDie.com. You have to admit though, it’s pretty funny.

The South-African actress beings the tape by saying: “I’m so nervous. I have never made a sex tape before. Oh my god, baby, I hope nobody sees this. You’re not going to show this to anyone right?”

Charlize then pokes fun at celebrities like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian who have had their own (real) sex tapes leaked to the public.

“Move over Paris and Kim because I am into some real kinky sh*t,” she grins.

Charlize then morphs into what can only be described as a terrifying scorpion woman. The camera pans to the left and we see two men clad in PVC with their faces covered. She barks orders at them in a deep voice and generally acts like she’s possessed for the rest of the video. Lovely.

The Oscar-winner’s prank comes just two weeks after Tulisa Contostavlos, a judge from the X-Factor, had her own sex tape allegedly leaked by her ex-boyfriend.

The lesson? Never make a sex tape. Especially if you’re into strange stuff like Charlize. No one wants to see that...