Video: Ronaldinho as you’ve NEVER seen him before (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYOVFlliaM8

We don’t know how to say this so we’ll just say it. Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho has been caught on video, eh, pleasuring himself in front of his computer.

Before you go on, let us assure you that there is no private parts or anything like that in the video above, merely a half naked Ronaldinho sitting on a chair and looking quite content while evidently moving his right arm up and down.

The video only lasts for 17 seconds so either Ronaldinho quickly realised that these things have a habit of going viral very quickly, or he’s as quick in the self-pleasure department as he used to be on the pitch.

The YouTube clip has caused a stir in Brazil and beyond, but Flamengo coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo gave a far from expected response when quizzed about it on Thursday.

“Let me ask a question for you? Who saw the video of Ronaldinho? How big?” he said.

Ronaldinho’s brother and agent Assis said of the video: “Anything that is done in private and gets this exposure is an invasion of privacy. We have lawyers here in Brazil, Flamengo as well, so legal measures will surely be taken.”

The clip is ironic in some respects as many pundits feel that Ronaldinho hasn’t been worth a w*nk for a few years now and is far from his heyday in the 2002 World Cup, when he lobbed (the ball) over (David) Seaman.

The clip has already been parodied in cartoon form, in a video titled 'Ronaldinho in obscene scenes in Webcam', which you can see for yourself below.