Nope? Us neither.
The beanpole striker headed home early in the first half at the Britannia Stadium to increase the pressure on Newcastle and under-fire manager Alan Pardew and marked the goal with one of the odder goal celebrations we’ve seen over the years.
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It appears as if he’s mimicking a talking motion of some sort but we can’t help but think that he’s made himself look a small bit ridiculous.
Care to explain Peter?
Update: Crouch explained to Sky afterwards that the celebration was targeted at a Geordie mate of his; whether or not that makes it any less embarrassing we’re not so sure.