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9th August 2014
06:16pm BST

Well this day just got interesting, potentially. I've just received a text that wasn't meant for me. Give me a sec and I'll show you.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Right, I've blocked out Steve's number because I'm sound that way. Help me out Twitter, what do I reply? pic.twitter.com/dysztl8Utf
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Here's my reply folks. I've decided to be feminine and also use a little bit of text speak. Now we wait. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/AsuQqwGPEE
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
This lad's keen. Only waited 8 minutes before replying. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/m2hK1257l7
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Alright, here's my reply. Played it safe. Gave a double kiss though, stepping it up. We wait. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/YbSFWWWlow
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
STEVE'S TYPING! #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/bQ3ECEXTxM
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
It's been 12 minutes and still no reply from Steve. He's slacking. In the comfort zone already. #PPTexts
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
He's gotten on board with the double kisses! It's on, folks. What do I reply? #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/OFHkBndQCI
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Alright. Cheeky Paddy and Soccer Saturday reference. Wink face, but just one kiss. Mind games. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/YCAqCy4Yi9
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
I'm gonna need your help replying to this one folks. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/1q6Db8m3Q3
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Breaks my heart, but in the interests of authenticity, I'm making an intentional mistake in my reply. 'Your' instead of 'you're'. #PPTexts
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Alright. Intentional grammatical error and three kisses. And a suggestive invitation. Come on Steve! #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/cCPbvKSWgn
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Very disappointing on the kisses front. Think I'll have to be busy tomorrow so. Thoughts? #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/vkY6s24yN4
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Repeat of the intentional grammar error. Stone Cold Steve Austin reference. Uncle Paddy again. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/VPaD99SyiX
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
I'm starting to quite like Steve. He seems like a decent fella. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/mC7LCeXyEL
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Pretty happy with this response. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/rE8yfW7weQ
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
So Steve keeps himself fit. Good to know. #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/ZIMM4EwFYI
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
Kept it simple on my reply. Gonna take this opportunity to get dinner. I'll update when he replies! #PPTexts pic.twitter.com/IlZqj8DM1s
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2014
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