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  • 5 mistakes to avoid this Mother’s Day if you want to stay out of the bad books

    5 mistakes to avoid this Mother’s Day if you want to stay out of the bad books

    You only have one Mammy and thank God for that… this Mother’s Day thing is already stressful enough. Even the date is complicated – it occurs the fourth Sunday in lent, probably to reward Irish mothers everywhere  for ensuring their kids have stayed off sweets four whole weeks. Now, we’ve figured out the origin* of […]

    11 years ago

  • Creme Egg peanut butter is officially a thing and we’re very happy about it

    Creme Egg peanut butter is officially a thing and we’re very happy about it

    As we officially bid good riddance to the post-Christmas drag for another year and rocket towards Easter, people are obviously starting to think about Creme Eggs. Obviously. McDonald’s have announced their plans to bring back the mighty Creme Egg McFlurry, and not long ago we told you about the Creme Egg Scotch egg. But Creme […]

    11 years ago

  • Subway is making a very welcome change to its sandwiches following lawsuit settlement

    Subway is making a very welcome change to its sandwiches following lawsuit settlement

    When is a footlong not a footlong? When it’s a sandwich from Subway. That joke will soon not just be laboured and unfunny, but also inaccurate, as the sandwich chain will increase the size of its trademark product following false advertising claims. A class action lawsuit had been launched after one diner found their footlong […]

    11 years ago

  • GALLERY: 15 of the coolest photos from Oscars 2016

    GALLERY: 15 of the coolest photos from Oscars 2016

    Glitz, glamour and gongs… The beautiful and the even more beautiful were out in force at the 88th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in LA last night. You can check out the full list of winners by clicking here, read up more on Benjamin Cleary’s super Irish win by clicking here, and click […]

    11 years ago

  • Step aside Alonso and Pirlo, there’s a new contender for ‘world’s coolest footballer’

    Step aside Alonso and Pirlo, there’s a new contender for ‘world’s coolest footballer’

    Claudio Marchisio, everybody. For anyone who thought that the hierarchy of cooler-than-fuck footballers ran Alonso-Pirlo-Lord Bendtner-everyone else, think again. There’s a new football style icon in town. Step forward Claudio Marchisio… Is Claudio Marchisio is the coolest man in football? Check him at #JuventusInter last night https://t.co/P7f5998cHC Step aside Xabi Alonso — paul galvin (@pgal10) […]

    11 years ago

  • Drug dealer caught after Breaking Bad-themed idea doesn’t go to plan

    Drug dealer caught after Breaking Bad-themed idea doesn’t go to plan

    Breaking Bad can give an amateur drug dealer plenty of wild ideas. The award-winning show is so adventurous in its plotting that you’d need to really lack imagination if your main takeaway from watching the box-set was to use the DVD boxes to hide your stash. But that was the not-so-bright idea that led one […]

    11 years ago

  • PIC: This is why you should never let your mam open your post

    PIC: This is why you should never let your mam open your post

    She’s not angry, but she IS disappointed. “Don’t be opening my post!” said Jako White to his mam, but unfortunately by that stage the horse had bolted. She thought it was his tax book, she claimed, and that it was safe to open. That old chestnut. Nobody’s coming out of this smelling of roses. Cheers […]

    11 years ago

  • You can only use Snapchat’s latest update on one day a year…

    You can only use Snapchat’s latest update on one day a year…

    Is it your birthday today? If so, Happy Birthday! Oh, and do us a favour – let us know what the special Snapchat features look like. A recent update to the app includes one-off filters and a birthday emoji that only appear on your big day. As well as a cake emoji that pops up next […]

    11 years ago

  • WIN: Get Your Holiday Plans Sorted With This €250 Voucher From #NRG By Falcon!

    WIN: Get Your Holiday Plans Sorted With This €250 Voucher From #NRG By Falcon!

    Daydreaming about that next action-packed summer adventure with your pals? Look no further.  We’ve teamed up with the good folks at #NRG by Falcon to give you the chance to win a brilliant €250 holiday voucher! That’s right, one lucky winner will be jetting off to a sunny hotspot like Majorca, Ibiza, Corfu, Zakynthos, Rhodes, […]

    11 years ago

  • PIC: Does this new Game of Thrones poster give away more about you-know-who?

    PIC: Does this new Game of Thrones poster give away more about you-know-who?

    As we wait for the new season of Game of Thrones to begin, there’s one question on everyone’s lips. In case you were in any doubt, what follows below may contain spoilers. They’re only speculative ones, though, as we know as much as you. So, back to that question. It is, of course, whether or […]

    11 years ago

  • Vote and Win! Online Media Greatness Awards brought to you by Meteor

    Vote and Win! Online Media Greatness Awards brought to you by Meteor

    It’s award season and we all know what that means, right? Firstly, there’ll be celebs making acceptance speeches that last roughly three months and secondly, it’s time for Meteor’s Online Media Greatness Awards or the Meteor OMGAs, for short. You decide who wins in the below polls, so JOEs, vote for your favourites now! Don’t forget […]

    11 years ago