
Pervy tweet about woman at checkout gets barrage of hilarious replies
That’s him told
10 years ago
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Pervy tweet about woman at checkout gets barrage of hilarious replies
That’s him told
10 years ago

Gay man deals with nasty homophobia with amazing dignity and eloquence
He’s a better man than we are. For many of us who have never had to experience such a situation, it is jarring to watch – shamefully so in fact. We hear about homophobia all the time, but it doesn’t always register. It’s a story in a paper, or cold statistical data. We may tut about […]
10 years ago

BBC reporter confirms that he wasn’t run over by a truck during live broadcast
Well that’s a relief. You may recognise Jon Kay as a presenter on BBC Breakfast alongside Naga Munchetty and Louise Minchin, even with his newly grown beard. But he combines that gig with being the West of England Correspondent for BBC News, and is often seen reporting on very serious stories indeed. That was the case on […]
10 years ago

Michael Jackson fans are convinced he’s still alive after spotting him in daughter’s selfie
Michael Jackson obsessives are a unique bunch, aren’t they… We mean, in one sense, the majority of the world’s population could probably be classed as fans of Jackson’s music. From his early days with the Jackson 5, through such seminal works as Off The Wall, Thriller and Bad, to the posthumous release of the critically-acclaimed Xscape, there is […]
10 years ago

Arsenal supporter shares footage of ‘fucking classless’ fans booing Wenger during charity game
This all seems a bit unnecessary. In case you didn’t know, Arsenal’s following is passionately divided when it comes to their legendary manager, Arsene Wenger. In fact, Arsenal’s following tend to be passionately divided about most things, but that’s for another day. Despite the fact that Wenger has brought attractive football, global renown, numerous trophies and financial stability […]
10 years ago

Stranger Things kids are just as awkward discussing *that* scene as you’d expect
Awkward Things
10 years ago

If you’re missing Stranger Things, Netflix have an exciting new sci-fi thriller for you
Caught in a loop
10 years ago

Everyone’s taking the piss out of Boris Johnson’s embarrassing Brexit folder blunder
Fallow folder
10 years ago

This image of Chelsea’s Marcos Alonso is messing with our eyes – is it real or CGI?
What is real life?
10 years ago

VIDEO: This Sky Sports reporter was taking no crap from a member of the public
Not on his watch. It used to be something of a merry tradition; a cold and wet Sky Sports News reporter standing in front of gawking, gurning football fans whilst reeling off the latest ‘facts’ about a proposed loan move for Glen Johnson. Sadly all that is history. It was all fun and games until someone brought […]
10 years ago

Barcelona kids melt hearts by consoling crying losing team in youth game
Més que un club. FC Barcelona’s ‘More than a club’ motto may have more to do with being a symbol of the Catalan culture and identity, but in this instance, it could easily refer to the incredible sporting behaviour shown by their youngsters after a victory in Tokyo. The club’s ‘Infantil B’ side beat Omya in the final […]
10 years ago

British PM Theresa May ready to trigger Brexit via Article 50 without Parliamentary vote
Brexit means Brexit
10 years ago

Rihanna may be the perfect woman… but she can’t wink like a normal human being
We love Rihanna. There’s no getting around it – she’s pretty amazing. Whether it’s her music, her love of football, her zero fucks attitude, her sensational live shows, or her sense of humour, she seems to tick most of the boxes for the ideal woman. But it turns out that nobody’s perfect. That’s right – even the Barbadian songstress has […]
10 years ago

Sensation as Harry Styles with a haircut looks just like Harry Styles with less hair
The one of the right is not him
10 years ago

Scrubs star Zach Braff is loving this story about a dead Gordon Ramsay ‘sex dwarf’ eaten by a badger
No scrubs on him
10 years ago

Ellen DeGeneres is accused of racism following Usain Bolt tweet
People are not impressed
10 years ago

Usain Bolt singing Bob Marley’s One Love is pretty special
Two of their country’s greatest sons. Jamaica has given the world so much in terms of culture, cuisine, style, music and sport. From Marcus Garvey to Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce; Jimmy Cliff to Louise Bennett-Coverley. And let’s not forget that both Ian Fleming and the Monty Python crew penned some of their greatest works on the Caribbean island. That said, […]
10 years ago

Hugh Jackman’s fans express concern about his health after latest Instagram pics
Not Huge Jackman
10 years ago

Nigel Farage has grown a moustache and people can’t stop taking the piss
Good Lord. Nigel Farage has said and done some pretty controversial things in his time as the face of UKIP, but growing a ludicrous attempt at a moustache on the top lip of that face could perhaps be his most controversial move yet. Often characterised as the villainous spiv of modern British politics, the now […]
10 years ago

Sky Sports are broadcasting Soccer Saturday live on Facebook and YouTube
A new era in broadcasting
10 years ago

Hook’s Lost Boys perfectly reenact group photo after 25 years in tribute to Robin Williams
Back together
10 years ago

Everyone’s worried that Superman is doing something quite rude to Supergirl in new poster
He’s doing WHAT to her? Warner Bros. TV adaptation of Supergirl, starring Melissa Benoist has been a resounding success on both sides of the ocean, with many applauding the show as thoroughly entertaining and action-packed. In an era when it is in vogue to depict superheroes as brooding, tortured souls, Supergirl is a breath of fresh air. […]
10 years ago

VIDEO: Paul Pogba’s first interview as a Manchester United player
He’s back
10 years ago

Jeff Stelling: Friday Night Football with Rachel Riley will have ‘lighter touch’
Unbelievable Jeff
10 years ago

L’Equipe seem to think Liverpool fans will be happy about Pogba rejoining Man United
Interesting…
10 years ago

WATCH: Crap extra ruins trailer for Christopher Nolan’s war epic ‘Dunkirk’
Oops. The subject matter for Christopher Nolan’s forthcoming war epic is no laughing matter. It tells the dramatic real-life story of the Dunkirk evacuations during World War II, and more specifically Operation Dynamo, a 1940 mission that freed over 300,000 Allied troops trapped on all sides by the Nazis. Befitting of such sombre material, the teaser trailer for […]
10 years ago

Fans react to news that Rachel Riley will be presenting Premier League football on Sky
We’re big fans of Rachel Riley here at JOE. What’s not to like? Her IQ is off the charts, she’s the acceptable face of double maths, she can hold her own against the country’s greatest comic talents, oh and she knows her football too. Thus far we’ve only seen bits and bobs of Riley’s obsession with […]
10 years ago

Talks are already underway for Star Wars the TV series
The Force…could be on telly
10 years ago

Prepare yourself for the most expensive Netflix show ever
Get ready
10 years ago

Sky News mocked for ridiculous Alan Partridge style terrorism report
“This is actual Sky News and not a spoof.” When someone has to preface a serious news report with such a description, you know you’re in trouble. If the said segment is about something as serious as national security, questions need to be asked. Sky News have their fair share of critics. Many feel that their […]
10 years ago

VIDEO: This hilarious ‘honest trailer’ for Pokemon Go is painfully true
Pokemon Go, eh? Whether you love it or hate it, there’s no getting away from it. Never before has something gone from niche sub-culture to mainstream phenomenon so incredibly quickly. There’s just something about augmented reality combined with enslaving cute imaginary creatures that’s pretty much irresistible. Of course the official adverts would have you believe that this […]
10 years ago

German police warn all Munich residents to stay indoors and vacate the streets
Strict warnings
10 years ago

Astounding civilian bravery from the Turkish people averts a military coup
Incredible resilience
10 years ago

A fire near the Eiffel Tower should NOT be treated as suspicious
At times of crisis it is important to stick to the facts. With the terrible news of as many as 73 fatalities resulting from a truck being purposely driven into a crowd in Nice, there is a lot of misinformation going around. This is partly due to panic and the need to find out as […]
10 years ago

Everyone made the same cruel joke about the new UK Prime Minister’s husband
Crumbs!
10 years ago

ITV political presenter apologises for photobombing BBC report
The cheeky scamp. Wednesday was certainly an eventful day in British politics. David Cameron resigned the country’s premiership and vacated Number 10, Theresa May was sworn in as the new Prime Minister by the Queen, and she then immediately went about appointing her new cabinet. The competition between rival news agencies to cover the unfolding […]
10 years ago

Moth infestation swarms Euro 2016 final… because they stupidly left the lights on
This could make a mockery of the whole night. Sunday’s Euro 2016 final between France and Portugal was threatened by a near biblical plague, as thousands of moths swarmed the arena in what could be a serious distraction to the players. Officials and media were seen furiously swatting away the winged pests as their prepared for kickoff […]
10 years ago

5 excuses your cheap mate uses to avoid paying for a round
Not my round…
10 years ago

The very real and annoying problems you face as a shortarse man
The long and the short of it
10 years ago

6 reasons why Paul Pogba is easily worth £100m to Manchester United
Centurion
10 years ago

PICS: Liverpool fans aren’t impressed with Roberto Firmino’s new hairstyle
Firmi-NO.
10 years ago

Man who wore t-shirt mocking Hillsborough victims is fined and claims to have ‘lost everything’
“I’m ashamed of myself.” So told Paul Grange to reporters after pleading guilty to “displaying threatening/abusive writing/sign/visible representation likely to cause harassment/alarm/distress”. It was after the 50-year-old man was photographed in a beer garden on May 29, wearing an offensive t-shirt that mocked the victims of the Hillsborough disaster. The 96 Liverpool supporters who were unlawfully […]
10 years ago

Sweary Welsh kid is censored by Euros logo in a case of perfect timing
This is almost too perfect. We’ve already witnessed the beautiful coincidence of Ronaldo ‘spitting’ out a graphic during Portugal vs Poland in the the last eight of the Euros, but if anything this is even better. With Wales still 1-0 down to Belgium (before they equalised via Ashley Williams) in the first half, a great chance fell […]
10 years ago

Tonight’s Graham Norton Show is a who’s who of Hollywood stars
We’re in for a treat tonight. The Graham Norton Show is the premier chat show out there. It is one of the BBC’s flagship programmes and the first port of call for any celebrity looking to promote their new film, album, TV show or tour. Series 19 of the show has been quite a vintage, […]
10 years ago

Joachim Low seemed to touch his penis and sniff it mid-game
Dirty Mannschaft…
10 years ago

Viewers can’t get over Joachim Low’s sweaty pits during Germany vs Ukraine
Never let it be said we don’t cover the important issues. Germany faced Ukraine in the European Championships on Sunday evening, and in many ways it was a fascinating encounter. Could Ukraine add a cutting edge to their compact defending and neat play? Would the Germans buck their poor form going into the tournament? Any chance […]
10 years ago

How are England fans expected to avoid trouble if they’re not even safe in the stands?
What the actual fuck is going on? In cases of sporadic street fighting and pub brawls you can excuse an element of disorganisation on the part of the police. It doesn’t reflect well on preparation or intelligence, but such trouble can be hard to predict and problematic to control. But in a football stadium, hosting a […]
10 years ago

VIDEO: Brutal footage shows Russian fans kicking grounded England supporters in the head
This is getting worse and worse. There is no getting away from the fact that a minority of senseless England fans are embarrassing the peaceful majority of their compatriots out in France. There are clearly those who are relishing the ongoing street battles, and love bellowing out songs about German bombers and the IRA with idiotic […]
10 years ago

Every awkward question you have about Ramadan answered
Ramadan – what’s all that about? If you work alongside Muslim colleagues or have Muslim mates, you’ll no doubt be aware that Ramadan has started. You may also have spotted your favourite football club tweeting about ‘Ramadan Mubarak’ and desperately trying to search for their skills compilation on YouTube. Ramadan Mubarak to all our Muslim fans around […]
10 years ago