Demonstration anyone?
Some men will do whatever it takes to ensure everything is in order downstairs and if that involves the use of weird and strange cleaning apparatus, then so be it.
Lately, we came across Fresh and Dry Balls deodorant which basically does what it says on the tin by keeping your balls clean and smelling good for sex, work and everyday life.
That’s all well and good for your testicles, but what about your penis?
Introducing the Weener Kleener, which comes with a tagline, ‘large or small or inbetweener, nothing beats a cleaner weener’.
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It says that one size fits most men and also comes with a strict warning that “If the weener kleener becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water”.
If that happened, we honestly, couldn’t think of anything worse.
The Weener Kleener promises to “solve that age-old bathing dilemma by adding a ‘hole’ new dimension of pleasure and fun to your shower or bath”.
“Just a few quick ‘strokes’ of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitise most appendages.”
For the very reasonable €10, it can be bought on Guy Stuff – an Australian company – and if you wouldn’t mind having this in your toiletry bag, you can find it here.
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