Pic: The Rock's breakfast isn't for champions, it's for a king-sized bottomless pit
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
JOE loves our sleep in the morning so we sometimes prefer to hit the snooze button rather than make ourselves a bowl of porridge.
If The Rock learned about this then he would probably lay the smackdown on our candy-asses, because Dwayne Johnson's breakfast is probably bigger than 3 people's dinners combined.
We're huge fans of The Rock and we would love to have him over for the day's most important meal. We would be wearing our best slippers and robe, of course.
Just give us a heads up there Dwayne so we can clear out the local butcher before you arrive ok?
Having seen this feed JOE can only think of one thing.