PIC: This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)

Grab the measuring tape…

We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.

It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.

Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.

1. 1. The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
   2. The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.
   3. The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
   4. On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
   5. North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.
   6. Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.

   So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous.

   

   Map image via Mandatory

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