Sex toy company seeks ‘Male Orgasm Engineer’ to test out their new products

This could be your (wet) dream job...

Hot Octopuss, a London-based sex toy company is currently seeking a bloke to test out their upcoming range of male sex toys after the success of the ‘PULSE’, better known as the world’s first ‘guybrator’.

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Here’s a look at the ‘Male Orgasm Engineer’ job description, which is available over on HotOctopuss.com: Job Description Not getting the buzz you need from your current job role? Feeling un-stimulated? Looking for a job you can grow into? Hot Octopuss has a brand spanking new role that will get you buzzing with excitement… Hot Octopuss is a British company, sitting at the cutting edge of next generation sex toy design. We develop toys for men, women and couples that are designed to fit in with people’s lifestyles, not just their bedrooms. Following the success of the world’s first ‘guybrator’, we are on the hunt for our first ever part time Orgasm Engineer to help test our new range of male products. Successful applicants will be sent prototype sex toys to review on a regular basis and will be required to report back on their sexperiences. Benefits include being allowed to work whenever the moment takes you, from the comfort of your own home, or anywhere in the world for that matter – maybe just not in public! We’ll also provide a lifetime supply of tissues to the lucky candidate… Now, before you get prematurely excited about the prospects of mixing business with pleasure, we must warn prospective candidates that there are a few terms and conditions that you must adhere to. In order to be get the job candidates must: Be aged 18+ Have good stamina Be able to handle pressure Have their own penis. We imagine that last one is a deal breaker. So, do you fancy getting paid to test out sex toys? Then email your application to handjob@hotoctopuss.com. Pics via Hot Octopuss Facebook

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