The Mail could have picked someone other than Gazza for its speculative binge drinking story

A story on a new binge-drinking app in the Daily Mail’s online version last night caught our eye – but really, using before and after shots of Paul Gascoigne possibly wasn’t the best idea in the world.

The piece concerns the “Drinking Time Machine” iPhone app, which has been produced by forensic artist Auriole Price and can be yours for just 70 cents in the App Store.

You upload a photo of yourself, input some info about your alcohol intake and viola, you’re presented with your own possible future appearance.

The Daily Mail being what it is, they decided to see how a few celebrities might look having been put through the Drinking Time Machine ringer.

Angelina Jolie, Jordan and Tulisa we can accept – but right down at the bottom is a pic of how Gazza might look after ten years of binge drinking.

You suspect that to show how he might look after a decade of bingeing, just one pic might have done...

Anyway, here's the post-Drinking Time Machine Gascoigne, you can read the full story over yonder or download the Drinking Time Machine app from iTunes here.