The world’s smallest condom is now available

Good to know.

Curious to know what are the exact dimensions of the world's smallest condom and where you can buy it from? Well,  penises come in all shapes and sizes, and all are fine, really, apart from Donald Trump's mushroom wand. TheyFit, a company that produces condoms in 66 different sizes, now has the world's smallest fit on sale. The size is called E55, and measures 125mm (4.92 inches) long, with a width of 45mm. If that still sounds too roomy, you can go even smaller, by ordering an anonymous fit that goes all the way down to 3.1 inches in length and 41mm in width, which is the smallest you are going to get anywhere. Another one of life's mysteries has now been solved. There you have it.