This is why you leave Formula 1 to the professionals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1RxuvfIwCo

We have all been there. After one or two drinks on board, we feel a compulsion to eat. This is why you should never cook in these circumstances.

Again, JOE and Just-Eat.ie are at hand to highlight the pitfalls of being left to cook on your own devices.

This video works on a number of levels. Firstly, there are so many who can relate to the feeling of the late-night munchies. After a few drinks, our hunger seems to rise in conjunction to the in-take of liquid.

This chap arrives home to throw on a few rashers before opening a beer and falling asleep on the couch. This could have had dire consequences for our hungry friend and he was fortunate to have musical fire-fighters on hand.

The other thing we enjoy about this is the musical quality. We’re not sure that Dolly Parton would agree, but for our money it is a quality take off of her hit ‘Stand by your man’.

This video should be more than enough confirmation that you should stay well clear of the kitchen in these circumstances. We think it's fairly safe to conclude from this evidence that the kitchen is not a safe place for us or for you to be, so let's just leave the cooking to those who actually know what they're doing, like the guys at Just-Eat.ie...there's a reason they're the professionals!