We’ve all got one – that mate who went from troublemaker to muffin-baker.
Come, let’s resent his happiness.
1. They seem to be at a wedding every other weekend.
Cheezburger2. He didn’t come out for a pint for a reason related to his cat.
ForGIFsPublic service announcement: a cat’s birthday is not a major event.
3. If you WhatsApp him after 10PM, he’s consistently fast asleep.
https://twitter.com/TheRealKKrew/status/720014879256485888
4. He now says ‘We’ instead of ‘I’, like some kind of creepy pod-person.
“WE love it?” Not to be funny, my friend, but you used to bloody hate drinking rosé.
5. He treats his other half getting a cold like a nuclear meltdown.
You know what’s going on in Syria, right? Just saying, for perspective.
6. He’s been to IKEA. Twice.
Warning sign: he may have actually enjoyed it.
7. He’s been spotted doing this.
https://twitter.com/danielbower/status/584029003993976832
Okay, we admit it’s pretty comfy. But this isn’t about us, this is about you.
8. He never talks about sex any more.
Cheezburger(Though maybe that’s not a bad thing)
9. They’re un-ironically rocking #DadShoes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDuwVkVIRRT/?taken-by=socialcubb
Add white socks to the mix for that ‘Never going to get the shift again’ look.
10. He’s developed a broad knowledge of Saturday night TV.
(We know GBBO wasn’t a weekend show, but just look at Berry go)
11. He seems happy and content, and that kills you inside.
Being alone forever is cool, right?! Right…?
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