You’d be absolutely raging.

‘You wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy’ is often heard in bleak situations but a thread on Ask Reddit has flipped it on its head by asking ‘What last act of revenge WOULD you request for your enemy?‘

The reactions to the Make-A-Curse Foundation post have been varied, some of them are gross, but we’ve picked out the funniest ones from the thousands of responses.

We love the subtlety of some of these, mental terrorism at its best.

OCD

Alert! Alert! Alert!

To the left, to the left…

**Inhales Slowly Through The Nose**

What’s the wifi?

Sadistic

The Glitter Queen struck again

But there has to be a cold side?!

Psycho

Ah, come on.

When size does matter

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