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12th Aug 2015

15 chat up lines that will either get you a date or a kick in the nuts

We won't lie, it will more than likely be the latter

JOE

We won’t lie, it will more than likely be the latter

So you spot a pretty girl at a bar and you really, really want to go and ask her out, but you can’t think of that perfect line to break the ice.

Chances are that you’ll end up getting the worst case of dry mouth that has ever been recorded as your brain does a complete and utter brain fart,

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Well, stutter over your words no more because we’re here to give you the lowdown on some phrases that you can use in an effort to woo that girl and win her number.*

*We cannot guarantee that you’ll either woo her or win her number, and we must express that we think that these are unlikely to work.

Here are our 15 lines that will either get you a date or (more likely) a kick in the nuts…

1. “Congratulations! You’ve been voted ‘Most Beautiful Girl In This Room’ and the grand prize is a date with me”.

2. “Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

3. “Ssssh – I’m a spy. Are you Natasha, my contact?”

4. “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes?”

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5. “When they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together”.

6. “When God made you, he was showing off”.

7. “Can I add a branch to your family tree”.

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8. “If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.”

9. “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!”

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10. “Can I tie your shoe? Because I don’t want you to fall for anyone else”.

11. “You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy”.

12. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line”.

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13. “The only STD I have is a sexually transmitted desire… for you”.

14. “I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?”

15. “Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?”

Main image via Twitter.

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