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20th Aug 2016

15 text messages every Irish person has received during their life

Recognise any of these?

Joe Harrington

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

We all have phones and we all send text messages, so we decided to put together a list of 15 of the most common Irish text messages people receive.

Here’s what we came up with.

1. Waking up to this on a Sunday morning and realising you missed the booty call

Text 1

2. That one friend who never charges his phone

Text 2

3. Your mom delivering terrible news in her own weird way

Text 3

4. In-depth analysis of a game where your team lost to your friend’s team

Text 4

 5. The dreaded monthly text from the landlord as he/she takes all of your money.

Text 5

6. The annoying housemate that can never find their house key

Text 6

7. Late night shenanigans (This is a joke, honest)

Text 7

8. The wrong number guy who fails to realise he’s talking to the wrong person

Text 8

9. The angry sports coach who isn’t taking anyone’s shite this year

Text 9

10. The annoying after work text about work

Text 10

11. The younger sibling looking for a donation to their social life fund text

Text 11

12. The friend who text you instead of his girlfriend

Text 12

13. The evasion text/lies when you’re out with the boys

Text 13

14. The text that you’re running out of data, which means leaving a wi-fi zone is dangerous

Text 14

15. The break-up text from that girl you didn’t even like anyway

Text 15

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