17 signs you live with an inhuman monster
1. They happily walk around with knots in their cables
2. They put stuff near the bin, but not actually in it
3. They have the Samsung whistle tone on full volume
4. They put the lids on things without screwing them on
WHO DOES THAT?!
5. They squeeze toothpaste like an animal
6. They don't put their clothes away and just sort of live amongst them
7. They leave all the cupboards and drawers open when they're getting ONE thing from the kitchen
8. They use all the toilet roll and don't bother to replace it
9. They eat pizza like, well, like a murderer
10. They leave their hair spread all over the shower wall like a piece of art
11. They leave the bathroom soaking wet after a shower
12. They leave their toothpaste in the sink without rinsing it away
13. They use their phone on super low battery without worrying in the slightest
CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONE, YOU'RE GIVING ME THE FEAR.
14. They have noise coming out of their phone, laptop, tablet and TV all at the same time
15. They drink tea that looks like this
16. They go around turning on every light in the house and never turn them off
I mean, I know you've got a chandelier, but do you need it on all the time?
17. And if they eat a Kit-Kat like this, just start running
This article originally appeared on JOE.co.uk.