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10th Nov 2016

17 signs you live with an inhuman monster

How can you live like this?!

Rich Cooper

1. They happily walk around with knots in their cables

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Photo: @samwilsonsounds

 

2. They put stuff near the bin, but not actually in it

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Photo: @Rebeccafaye13

 

3. They have the Samsung whistle tone on full volume

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4. They put the lids on things without screwing them on

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Photo: @ben_gibbs1

WHO DOES THAT?!

 

5. They squeeze toothpaste like an animal

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Photo: @melhopjo

 

6. They don’t put their clothes away and just sort of live amongst them

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Photo: @ohsalad_days

 

7. They leave all the cupboards and drawers open when they’re getting ONE thing from the kitchen

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Photo: @sabrinalucianii

 

8. They use all the toilet roll and don’t bother to replace it

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Photo: @Alinaabean

 

9. They eat pizza like, well, like a murderer

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Photo: @ryxnss

 

10. They leave their hair spread all over the shower wall like a piece of art

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Photo: @Tiffersbaby

 

11. They leave the bathroom soaking wet after a shower

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Photo: @MooMoo2007

 

12. They leave their toothpaste in the sink without rinsing it away

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Photo: @tachenia

 

13. They use their phone on super low battery without worrying in the slightest

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Photo: @sorryimcami

CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONE, YOU’RE GIVING ME THE FEAR.

 

14. They have noise coming out of their phone, laptop, tablet and TV all at the same time

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Photo: @leandra23xx

 

15. They drink tea that looks like this

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Photo: @AdeleVBW

 

16. They go around turning on every light in the house and never turn them off

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Photo: @abbslindquist

I mean, I know you’ve got a chandelier, but do you need it on all the time?

 

17. And if they eat a Kit-Kat like this, just start running

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Photo: @Syd_Nissan

This article originally appeared on JOE.co.uk.