You don't use the giant mug. That's my giant mug.
1. They have the privilege of seeing you before a big night out
Photo: @HannahBready
2. And the state you return in after
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3. Not to mention your extraordinary hangover the next day
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4. They're witnesses to the horrors you create in the kitchen
https://twitter.com/tobygreen90/status/177863697107124224
... looks pretty good, to be honest.
5. They also see the true extent of your Domino's habit
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6. They've got a pretty decent idea of what your sex life is like
7. Or how, er, independent you are
8. They know what your bedroom looks like when you don't have a potential love interest coming round
Photo: @djgklh
"Where did the cats come from?"
"They come, they go. We keep it casual."
9. They know how particular you are about your special mug
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In other words: they don't touch your special mug.
10. And they know the way you like your tea in your special mug
Photo: @seanbigfellamel
NOT like that.
11. They know all-too-well about the length of time you spend in the bathroom
Photo: 20th Century Fox
12. But hopefully not exactly what you're doing in there
Photo: 20th Century Fox
Don't @ us, Simpsons fans. We know these scenes aren't sequential.
13. They know just how much of your humour relies on quotes
Photo: 20th Century Fox
Relying on quotes from The Simpsons? We couldn't possibly relate.
14. They know the full extent of your laziness
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Not only are you too lazy to go and talk to them, you're too lazy to even text.
15. And maybe this sometimes - sometimes - trips over into housework
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"There wasn't time to do the dishes, I was too busy doing your mother."
"See, this is why I moved out, Dad. Now please get out of my house."
16. They're the only ones privileged enough to get your excellent notes
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17. Or your excellent pranks
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18. But above all, they know how astonishingly terrible you are at FIFA
Feature: @_fosteralex / @benjaminbisset
This article originally appeared on JOE.co.uk.
