Phone shame. We’ve all been there.
You’re out for a few drinks when one of your mates suggests an ‘ironic selfie’ (don’t worry, we’ll write “7 signs you need to upgrade your mates” soon).
If you owned a quality smartphone then this would be fine, but your phone is more breeze block than Samsung Galaxy S7.
Your mobile is making you look like a neanderthal.
Here are 7 signs you’re due an upgrade.
Your current smartphone looks like the door of a microwave
Not all smartphones are designed equally. For instance, the new Samsung Galaxy S7 is engineered to give you the slimmest feel in your hand without compromising the big screen size. It’s as beautiful to look at, as it is to use.
Your phone on the other hand, looks like it was designed by the same guy who invented briquettes.
Your phone has more scratches than most UFC fighters
In fact, the screen is beginning to look like a mosaic… and no, it doesn’t add character.
When you take pictures, they look like they’ve been put through a filter
And trying to capture a moment that’s not in ideal light is a nightmare.
The Galaxy S7 is the first smartphone camera to have a professional-grade Dual Pixel Camera with which you’ll be able to take crisp, clear photos in low light conditions.
Battery life is a mystical creature you’ve heard of, but never seen
Imagine. A world where your phone battery isn’t constantly low?
That world actually exists and it’s called ‘Anewphonetopia.’
Will you visit?
Gaming is an impossibility
‘Gaming, eh?’
It was a foreign concept, but the Galaxy S7 has redefined what a phone can do. It has a dedicated game control center and gameplay recording, not forgetting a powerful processor, which makes gaming more realistic.
You’ve run out of storage…again!
If your smartphone is more stingy with storage than a budget airline, then it might be time to trade up!
The Galaxy S7 has memory that expands at your will. The incredibly fast processors and huge RAM keeps everything running smooth even when running at full capacity.
It’s not rain resistant
You live in Ireland. It rains here – ALL THE TIME.
If your phone isn’t water resistant, then you’ve a problem.
The Samsung Galaxy S7 was released on March 11. It’s not just a new phone. It brings a new way of thinking about what a phone can do.
You defined the possibilities and Samsung redefined the phone. The Galaxy S7 and S7 edge. Rethink what a phone can do.
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