This behaviour won’t flush with the authorities
JOE always believed the reason why people were told not to eat 15 minutes before swimming pool was due to the risk of cramping up but this recent story has made that myth stink to high heaven.
It’s total crap when compared to this serial pooper that has been dropping bombs and plaguing a swimming pool in New Zealand for the last six weeks.
This mystery pool pooper, or poopers, have has spent their Friday’s defecating in the local Splash Palace complex at Invercargill, New Zealand.
Clearly they have a mind as Machiavellian as Moriarty’s and the desire to cause fecal felony. Dastardly.
Aquatic Centre manager Pete Thompson is also doubling up as the lead detective in this investigation and he got straight to the point, no BS at all by saying, ” the last poo was a very tiny 10 cent piece-size which suggests it probably came out of a baby’s togs,” he said.
“A second poo was done later. The learners pool was closed before 6pm when it was discovered. How do you prove something is deliberate unless you catch them in the act?”
A mystery that has plagued us all there Pete and only one man can solve it.
The on-going six week investigation has led some clues with Thompson noting that another pool in Dunedin was recently closed for the same reason.
“Some sort of coordinated attack around the country perhaps,” he mused.
Staff at Splash Palace have since been on watch to catch the mysterious pool pooper who had hit the complex but the culprit remains at large.
Thompson has said that the pool complex does indeed have cameras, “but not high definition enough to pick up the red face of someone squinting”, he said.
We imagine that the next logical step will be call in the FBI, Scotland Yard and Interpol in an effort to stop the worlds most dangerous criminal before he dumps again.
Our mind turns to this.
Quotes via – Stuff
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