They’re getting organised.
Certain people absolutely hate seagulls and it’s easy to understand why. They steal food, make lots of noise, crap everywhere and have a tendency to get aggressive when you least expect it. They’re absolute jerks of Biff Tannen proportions.
Depending on your point of view, this story from Melbourne might be the stuff of nightmares but for other people, it’s absolutely wonderful because a flock of seagulls have reportedly caused utter chaos on a train in one of Melbourne’s busiest stations.
If you’re planning on achieving world domination via a highly trained seagull army then this story from Chris Harrigan is definitely for you. Since being posted, this tale of chips, seagulls and utter carnage has gone viral and it’s easy to see why.
Have a read.
Clearly this person has a Mr Miyagi like ability to train seagulls but the cynical among you might doubt it’s authenticity. Well, the Melbourne Metro are unable to comment on the incident as seen in the tweet below. Clearly they’re afraid to admit the truth, they’ve lost control and in an effort to avoid mass panic, they’re refusing to admit that seagulls are plotting some sort of global takeover.
@Mikey_Nicholson UPDATE: It's looking very likely this glorious incident is *not* a work of fiction. pic.twitter.com/UYeQyTjYQG
— Vanessa Lawrence (@nesslawrence) February 1, 2016
Lads, you’ve been warned. The seagull invasion has already started in Australia and it’s only a matter of time before they get organised.
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