Ho ho no no no.
There you are, having a quick scan through Twitter while drinking something that the convenience store next door calls coffee (but isn't), when you're met with this...
If JOE wasn't the laziest man known to, eh, man, we'd write angry words to the producers of this piece of bawdy confectionery.
Won't anyone think of the children?
(H/T Paddy Power)
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