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05th Aug 2016

Men everywhere admit to feeling ‘inadequate’ after seeing pics of Orlando Bloom’s tackle

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Nooruddean Choudry

Thanks Orlando, thanks a bunch.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll be aware that Orlando Bloom was pictured this week with girlfriend Katy Perry in sunny Sardinia. For many men that alone would be enough to envy the millionaire Hollywood actor.

But it is the Pirates Of The Caribbean star’s attire – or rather lack of it – that has many men feeling all insecure and green-eyed. He was snapped in the nude while paddling with his pop star beau, and it seems he was packing.

British papers featured censored images of the English actor, but curiosity got the better of numerous men and women out there as they scoured social media for untouched images. Just for research purposes, obviously.

It’s safe to say they were somewhat taken aback by what they saw…

As you can see below, the male reaction was generally one of very honest inadequacy. Serves them bloody right for looking in the first place…

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