This. Is. Perfect.
We literally thought nothing would be better than the sight of Will Poulter leaning into Sid from Toy Story comparisons for his Hallowe’en get up this year, but we were very, very wrong.
Additionally, of all of the people we would have guessed to have absolutely OWNED at Hallowe’en, we never in a million years would have guessed Paltrow.
No disrespect meant, but the lady who goes around consciously uncoupling from things, advises others to steam their vaginas and once told Jonathan Ross that she would “rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can”, doesn’t seem like someone could give the infamous Heidi Klum a run for her money.
Having said that, Hollywood stars have money and access to amazing make up effects artists to help get them looking as amazing as is possible, but Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t need any of that for her costume.
Nope, all she needed was a box, and the hopes that she isn’t spoiling a 22-year-old movie on you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you: Gwyneth Paltrow as the ending to Se7en.
Well played.
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