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18th Aug 2018

Cards Against Humanity will now pay you to write filthy answers and questions

Paul Moore

Cards Against Humanity

Know anyone with a filthy mind?

Aside from the dirty, sick, and utterly hilarious answers that are given during any game of Cards Against Humanity, one of the real pleasures of playing the twisted game is finding out who has the dirtiest mind among your mates.

On this note, there’s always someone that can surprise you with the sheer amount of filth that they think of. Aside from this, it’s also impossible not to laugh at some of the surreal jokes that your mates will make are like something Father Dougal would say.

Well, if you’ve got a dirty mind – or of you know anyone that reallyneeds to say 10 Hail Mary’s every night –  the card game are looking to hire some writers that don’t even know the meaning of the term politically incorrect.

Applicants have until August 31 to submit their best 15 best white cards and five best black cards.

If you’ve played the game, you’ll know exactly what that means.

Here’s what the job posting states: “Great news! Cards Against Humanity is looking for new writers. If your cards are solid, you’ll join our pool of remote contributors and make $40/€35 per hr writing poop jokes as needed — which is ‘sometimes. We strongly encourage applicants from historically marginalised communities to apply, particularly people of colour, immigrants, and members of the LGBTQ+ community. Also looking for hot single dads. Good luck. We love you.”

Think you’ve got what it takes? You know what to do.

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