Charlie Sheen sues strip club over room named in his honour. Apparently it might ruin his reputation…

Has there been a Charlie Sheen news-shaped hole in your life? Well don’t worry, because the Sheen is back. Although this time, he’s less crazy. Actually he’s pretty sane and he’s suing a strip club who named a room after him.

The Irish Daily Mirror reports that Charlie Sheen, the man who introduced us to the hash tag of #WINNING on Twitter, is suing a New York strip club because they named a VIP room in his honour.

The reasoning behind the lawsuit? Well Charlie is afraid that being so closely associated with a strip club would ruin his otherwise pristine reputation (cough, cough…)

The former Two and a Half Men star has demanded that Cheetah’s strip club stop using his name in an attempt to attract customers.

The strip club launched the Charlie Sheen VIP Room last year, after Charlie had his insane mental breakdown. But just what exactly goes on in the Charlie Sheen Room? Well apparently punters who rent out the room can eat sushi from the bodies of scantily-clad strippers. Lovely.

So how much does it cost to use a stripper as a plate? €200. Not bad. And as you eat raw fish off the bodies of strippers, you can view the assortment of Charlie Sheen photos that adorn the walls.

Anyway, Charlie is convinced that this room will tarnish the reputation that he worked so hard to build. Eh…winning?

Sam Zherka, the owner of Cheetah’s said that he is absolutely stunned that Charlie Sheen thinks this could damage his reputation.

“How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation?” said Mr Zherka.

We’re inclined to agree. The public hasn’t forgotten about the tiger blood Charlie. It’s still fresh in our collective memory…