He got royally caught.
We warn you, there’s a lot of eating and drinking in this following post so try your best to keep up but if you can’t, we won’t be mad.
Okay, here it goes.
Lisette Pylant was set up on a blind date for her birthday and it turned out to be the worst/best birthday present she ever received.
She warned her followers that a big thread was on the way but from reading the first tweet, it didn’t seem like anything out of the ordinary…
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894695461289963520
The same friend that set up Lisette, messaged her just as she was on the way to meet this mysterious fella and told her to pull plant because the “guy sucks.”
Her friend was bang on the money because the guy was in fact minus craic but instead of being lousy and leaving the date early, Lisette held on and decided to see the date out to its completion.
Queue the madness…
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894696743803158532
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894697595993563136
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894698106838818817
‘Fuckboy’ has double booked and completely shot himself in the foot and to you and I that would normally mean running out of the building and keeping a low profile for the next month, but not this boyo, oh no.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894698381972525057
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894705665062711296
They are now the three best friends that anyone could have and it’s game over.
Ya right…
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894706150461067265
He only goes and gives her a bell after they leave asking “do you hate me? I really hope not.” This man really doesn’t know when he’s bet.
Lisette was just at home when she gets a text off one of the barmen she knows in the place who says that ‘fuckboy’ is on his fourth date.
He’s only gone and overbooked not once, not twice but thrice.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894711077216407552
Lisette isn’t going to show her face in there again but makes sure that he doesn’t get away with it and instead sends one of her friends in. The result?
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894722006092001280
*Take a mini break at this moment. Maybe re-read the beginning of the piece again just to make sure you’ve got it all right and then resume.
So when Lisette’s friend heads to the bar to intercept girl number four, she also meets girl number five and convinces her to not bother wasting her time with him…
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894724227064094721
Thennnnnn, the man in question suggests that these weren’t dates at all but rather interviews with him for possible dates in the future…
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894740774386053120
The five girls decide to turn on their girl power and head back to the bar to see if the man is still there only to find him with #6.
It may have taken him a while but he finally realises that his number is up and finally walks out.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894758724874534913
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