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16th Jan 2019

Dealz are selling engagement rings for €1.50 and it’s perfect for Valentine’s Day

Paul Moore

Dealz

For anyone you know that’s in a relationship.

After all these years and cliches, it turns out that you can put a price on love. It costs €1.50.

See, Hallmark were ripping us off all these years!

Rather than treat your partner to a fancy meal, cards, flowers (that will just die), or an incredibly expensive gift, we’ve got the perfect thing for you.

This being said, while these engagement rings are extremely cheap, they do come with a very high importance.

If you happen to know anyone that’s in a longterm relationship with a view to getting engaged, Dealz will be selling engagement rings in their stores for the whopping  €1.50.

The ‘Bling Ring’ line of jewellery looks set to be quite popular – we reckon it’s a good ‘dummy’ ring to pick up while the coupe go shopping together to pick up the proper one – but if you’re in an incredibly forward-thinking relationship where you both know that money doesn’t matter, the cheap ring could be the most important purchase you’ll ever make.

*After all, we’re frequently told that money doesn’t matter, it’s the thought that counts.

*Yeah, and if you believe that then you’re a gullible sucker. Christ, imagine giving your partner an engagement ring that cost €1.50? We know what the answer to the big question would be!

Anyways, here’s a look at the merchandise.

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