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02nd Sep 2015

Electric Picnic might not be able to top this story about a woman trapped in a moving portaloo

Oh crap!

Paul Moore

Oh crap!

With Electric Picnic kicking-off in just a matter of days, there are certain rules that concert goers should abide by if they’re to get the most out of their time in Stradbally.

Do go to the rave. Do hang out in Body & Soul and for the love of god, take care when you’re in the portaloo’s because I’ve been to some festivals before and I kid you not, I wouldn’t put my enemy in some of the bathrooms that I’ve seen.

Gagging

You have to feel for this woman at the Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall though after she was left fairly poo-faced recently.

It seems that while using the facilities, she was picked up by a forklift truck and moved to the other side of the harbour while sitting on her ‘temporary throne’.

I wonder if she looked like this after realising what was going on?

Toilet

Harbourmaster Rob Parsons told BBC Radio Cornwall: “She got in the loo and then it was picked up and taken to the other side of the harbour with her in it.

“I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour.”

The woman wasn’t injured or psychologically scared but there’s a lesson here folks, if you happen to be at Electric Picnic then maybe one of these signs could be in order?

Poop

Image via eBay , Hat-Tip to Evening Standard

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