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21st Jan 2014

Every sperm is sacred – Irish men come together to help Save The Sperm

A seminal piece of work...

JOE

This really is a seminal piece of work…

Here at JOE we’re all about the “laughs” and the “jokes” and the “jokey laughs” and sometimes even the “laugh laugh jokes” but, every so often, we like to take a day here or there to address some very serious issues affecting young Irish males.

Today is one of those days.

JOE reader Lochlainn McKenna has kindly – and importantly – gotten in touch to help spread the word of a new Irish revolution, one that promotes “procreation, not recreation.”

We said no laughing folks, OK? Seriously, this is a seriously serious matter.

As the lads from S.P.E.R.M. so poetically say, “when a man knocks one off, millions of tiny lives are spurted into a sea of nothingness.” Remember dear reader, male masturbation = murder.

We KNEW something didn’t feel so, so, so right.

So take a look at the video (which really is a, ahem, stroke of genius), take a look at yourself and, most crucially, join JOE in saying “I am not a w*nker.”*

*well, we’re not a w*nker most of the time anyway.

And while we’re at it, how about some magic Monty Python…

Big thanks to Lochlainn McKenna for sending in the class clip on Twitter and fair play to all involved.

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