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24th Feb 2014

Fantastic Furry Feckers: JOE wants you to pick the owner of Ireland’s greatest ever beard

Who will be crowned King of the Crumb-Catchers?

Eoghan Doherty

By the beard of Zeus Day-Lewis!

We’re a brilliantly beardy bunch here at JOE and, with all of the hairy hype surrounding a certain Mr Gordon D’Arcy of late, we got to arguing as to who was the owner of Ireland’s greatest ever beard. Unfortunately though, our in-house fighting, as well as our in-beard tangling, meant that we couldn’t quite settle on who was Ireland’s King of the Crumb-Catchers.

Gordon D'Arcy 6/2/2014

That’s where you come in JOE readers – we need your hirsute help.

We’ve compiled a shortlist of this nation’s greatest ever beard-wearing beings and we want you to vote for your chin-muffler of choice. And so, in no particular order (except chronologically), here are JOE’s favourite fantastically fuzzy feckers.

And no, your granny didn’t make the linty lineup…

hairy woman


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