If it doesn't fit, don't force it.
Anything that involving that area is sacred and the thought of hurting it in any sort of way makes us cry like little tiny babies.
And if we did actually hurt it, we would probably have to take the year off work.
London Fire Brigade are very active on their Twitter account and normally they post pictures about fires being put out and animals being rescued.
This, however, is a different sort of animal altogether.
They took to their Twitter account to ask men to stop fitting penis rings that were not suitable for them adding that they had to attend to houses where men could not remove their penis rings after a sexual act.
It's a series of events that they're calling 50 Shades of Red.
https://twitter.com/LondonFire/status/895739996803657728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepoke.co.uk%2F2017%2F08%2F11%2Fappropriately-shaped-graphic-ever-seen%2F
They tweeted: "And #50ShadesofRed incidents are on the rise. If it doesn't fit, don't force it."
Apparently, since the release of the first and second 50 Shades movies, incidents like these have sky rocketed around London.
London Fire Brigade Director of Operations Dave Brown said: "We're pleased that fewer people are getting themselves stuck in difficult situations and reducing call outs, however, it seems the Fifty Shades of Grey effect is still leading to some call embarrassing call outs.
"I'd like to remind everyone that 999 is an emergency number and should only be used as such. If there's a genuine emergency, fire crews will of course attend and will be on the scene to help within minutes."
Dave Brown continued: "If the ring doesn't fit, don't force it on.
"As well as being painful, you could end up wasting emergency service time if you have to call us out."
