This is wheely serious. A father in the UK was caught having sex with a Land Rover and did not remember his romantic joust until he was shown CCTV pictures.
It was a boozy night out for Daniel Cooper in Wales recently and we all know that over-indulgence of alcohol can lead to some poor decision making. Daniel however took things to a whole new level.
According to various reports, the 24 year-old father of three decided to strip off, pull his t-shirt above his head and urinated on the street. Nothing too out of the ordinary there we hear you say, but this was just the start.
Daniel then proceeded to enter a kebab shop and simulated having sex on the counter, which as unusual as that seems, did obviously not satisfy his drunken needs.
Spotting a Land Rover parked nearby, Daniel made a beeline and after some very brief flirting, made his move. With his pants around his ankles, he simulated another sex act, though the Land Rover has remained silent over the whole incident. Whether it was a long passionate entanglement or merely a quick Land job is not known.
Pic credit: A tyred and emotional Daniel – Wales News Service
Cooper says he was so drunk he could not remember what happened until he was shown the CCTV pictures of his actions and said he was not used to drinking so much. He even said that he left his house with just £13 pounds in his pocket
Not only was he left tyred and exhausted from the ordeal, he was fined £85 and banned from going outdoors at the weekend for three months and his solicitor has spoken of his clients “shame”.
While he may be embarrassed, it hasn’t stopped him from changing his name on Facebook to Daniel ‘Hotcock’ Cooper. You couldn’t make this stuff up.
His friends not surprisingly are getting great entertainment out of the incident, the pick of the quotes this particular gem from an unnamed friend.
“He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended,” he told The Daily Mail.
Sex with unusual objects is nothing new – the guy in Sweden getting caught making love to a bicycle recently springs to mind – but with a surname like Daniel’s, he is lucky if he isn’t referred to as a Mini Cooper.
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