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11th September 2013
04:31pm BST

Pic credit: A tyred and emotional Daniel - Wales News Service
Cooper says he was so drunk he could not remember what happened until he was shown the CCTV pictures of his actions and said he was not used to drinking so much. He even said that he left his house with just £13 pounds in his pocket
Not only was he left tyred and exhausted from the ordeal, he was fined £85 and banned from going outdoors at the weekend for three months and his solicitor has spoken of his clients “shame”.
While he may be embarrassed, it hasn’t stopped him from changing his name on Facebook to Daniel ‘Hotcock’ Cooper. You couldn’t make this stuff up.
His friends not surprisingly are getting great entertainment out of the incident, the pick of the quotes this particular gem from an unnamed friend.
“He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended,” he told The Daily Mail.
Sex with unusual objects is nothing new – the guy in Sweden getting caught making love to a bicycle recently springs to mind – but with a surname like Daniel’s, he is lucky if he isn’t referred to as a Mini Cooper.Explore more on these topics:

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