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31st Jan 2017

Great news because Teasers are now being sold in individual boxes

Paul Moore

No more fighting over the Celebrations now.

If you’re looking for a business idea that’s guaranteed to make you rich, we have just the thing for you.

Follow these steps. 1) Rent a van. 2) Drive to Northern Ireland or buy a ferry ticket to the UK. 3) Purchase 7,230,016 boxes of these delicious new Teasers. 4) When you return, sell them on DoneDeal.ie. 5) Sit back and watch the cash roll in.

Its genius lies in its simplicity.

Ok, the good news is that you can now buy a little box of heaven because Teasers are now being sold on their own. Yep, that’s right, lazy nights that are spent snacking while watching the TV might be about to change.

The bad news is that, for the time being, they’re only being sold in the U.K. In fact, Maltesers aren’t even sure which stores they’ve been dispatched to!

In response to a query on Twitter, they said: “They were sent to the Tesco central warehouses so we can’t say where they are locally to you; we hope you can find them soon!”

This being said, does anyone else fancy a little road trip that’s filled with chocolatey mystery?

Just look at them!

Hat-tip to Daily Edge

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