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17th Apr 2014

Here are the ‘official’ top 10 signs you are turning into your father

They also calculate that the average age you 'become' your Da is terrifyingly close.

JOE

They also calculate that the average age you ‘become’ your Da is terrifyingly close.

We all love our fathers, and as your mother may have already pointed out, we are all slowly turning into them too. But now, thanks to a survey by a UK TV channel, we know the signs, and the exact age that you officially turn into your Da.

TV Channel Gold spoke to 2,000 men and compiled the 30 signs that you are on the way to being your old man.

Here are the Top 10

1. Fall asleep in the front room

2. They have ‘a chair’

3. Dad dancing

4. Spend time in the shed

5. Making awful jokes that only they find funny

6. Don’t know any artists in the top 40

7. Spending longer on the toilet

8. Keeping an eye on the thermostat

9. Excited about appliance sales

10. Embarrassing younger members of the family or children and thinking it’s funny

JOE couldn’t possibly comment on how many of these we already do. The survey also says that the average age you become just like your father is 38. Might be time to make some serious lifestyle changes or else.

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