Here are some jokes that only smart people will understand 2 years ago

Here are some jokes that only smart people will understand

Think you're clever enough to understand these?

Ah, so you're questioning my intelligent eh? The majority of us love a good brain teaser now and again and in saying that, something that can make us laugh too wouldn't go astray.

The Independent, has compiled a list of 'clever' jokes designed to test your brain to the maximum and to separate the smart from the not so smart.

It's okay if you don't get some of these, we didn't either...

1. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. There are 10 kinds of people in the world - Those who read binary and those who don't.

3. There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

4. A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say, Mother.

5. "Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing."

6. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm travelling light."

7. The new band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet

8. A palindrome walks into a bar, says "Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa".

9. Entropy isn't what it used to be.

10. Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman.

We liked these so much that we even decided to have a go at a few of our own.

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says to the barman "five pints please."

Helium follows him in and asks for another pint, barman says "we don't serve noble gases here". He doesn't react. 

A Buddhist goes out of the pub to the burger van across the road and says "make me one with everything."

Pavlov is sitting at the bar with Helium and the Roman when the phone rings. He exclaims "Shite, I forgot to feed the dogs."

Think you can do better than us? You probably can...