Man banned from nude cycle after becoming ‘overexcited and aroused’

He made a cock-up.

The sport of cycling has faced some stiff challenges in recent years as various drug scandals have threatened to shaft any legitimate athletes that take part. It seems that this cyclist at the World Naked Bike Ride in Kent, England made a very different type of cock-up though when he got a a bit 'too excited' and allowed his blood to be redirected from his brain to... well you can figure it out. Speaking to The Cambridge News, a witness said: “I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight.” “It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much". “One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police". That's a bit hard on him now, isn't it? At least this 'over enthusiastic' cyclist did get the satisfaction of being ordered by a police officer to put on a pair of trousers before being escorted away. Great day for the parish. We wonder if the cyclist handled the tough situation with a firm hand, like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9b80J9DFp8 Hat Tip to The Independent