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As the Bible states: “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her” but to rework that sentiment to fit anyone who might have a bit of a head on them this morning, nobody can say jack shit to anyone that woke up out of their bin in a strange place.
Yep, that’s how Jesus would have said it.
Here, we’ll never judge anyone that happens to ‘overdo’ a few sherries – again, please be responsible when drinking – but we all know someone that happens to fall asleep in strange locations, maybe it’s you?
Anyway, a red-faced nightclub reveller had to endure the ultimate walk of shame after he fell asleep in the bathroom after a night on the tiles.
Unbeknownst to the staff that were working in the Theatro Club, Malaga, this poor chap was left all alone in the club after everyone had left.
It’s reported that office workers near the club noticed that something was off when they heard banging and shouting coming from the venue.
Local worker Javi Gabarron said: “We heard someone banging on the metal door and a voice shouting: ‘Is there anybody there?'”
Mr Gabarron said that this sleepyhead had dozed off in the toilet and had only just woken up.
What makes things even worse – our heroic, depending on your perspective – is that when this man emerged from the bathroom, he was still holding his drink.
Take a look.
Clip via M HOTNEW
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