Man live tweets his stepson's attempt to sneak girl out of the house without mother noticing
The drama we've been crying out for in 2019.
We're only a few weeks into the new year, and we didn't know it until this moment, but we've been crying out for a really great romantic-comedy/stirring drama to read, and the last place we expected to find it was on Twitter.
But Twitter user Tricky-D has somehow managed to create a masterpiece from his home from a fairly normal Sunday morning.
Bit of background before we jump into the story; his stepson brought home a female friend on Saturday night and she stayed over in his room. His stepson's mother does not yet know that the girl spent the night and the following tale recounts the drama as the man watches on with interest how he'll manoeuvre the situation.
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait.— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
"And now we wait". This man is a natural storyteller.
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
No one in this house would have all white shoes... pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
THE SHOES! This poses a problem...
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
There appears to be a half gap...
11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Tricky-D keeping it real...
I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Has he built it up too much? Not by a long shot...
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
"Young love finds a way for now." That's beautiful, is that Joyce? Sounds like James Joyce...
And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— Tricky-D 🇺🇲☠️ (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
The best romantic comedy of 2019 so far...
