Any locals care to provide an explanation?
No explanation has been forthcoming about the discovery of a “spate” of sex toys that have been found washed up on a beach in the village of Quilty in Clare.
According to The Sun, local man Martin Kelleher has stumbled upon a number of sex toys while combing the beach in the village, including a pink Rampant Rabbit vibrator (if you absolutely must see what they look like, you can do so on the Ann Summers Ireland website here).
He has also come across a sex toy described as “a bit more lifelike” during walks on the beach with his dogs.
Martin owns a pair of shih tzus called Mollie and Millie, who stumbled upon a sex toy on the beach as recently as Easter Monday; Martin told The Sun that he has “no idea” where they came from.
“You wouldn’t know where it’s come from,” Martin said.
“There’s a few fishermen around but I doubt it has come from any of their boats.
“I posted the pictures online and a few people were joking that I’d found the Easter bunny.
“There’s been a spate of them. I found another one on the same beach just before Christmas. That one was a bit more lifelike. I can’t explain it.”
“It’s a good thing there were no ladies around or there might have been a fight for it,” he added.
Martin told The Sun that he goes down to the beach most mornings for a look, not with a detector, but rarely comes across much.
“Sex toys seem to be my main thing,” Martin added.
He also admitted that he even rang his wife after discovering the vibrator only to find that “she wasn’t interested” in his discovery.
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