Naked ambition from the good people at Pornhub.
Pornhub unveiled ‘Pornhub Premium’ yesterday, a service that will allow for porn-connoisseurs to put their hands into their pockets to pay for a wide selection of HD porn.
The Pornhub Premium package (eh?) looks to be pretty well-endowed (eh?), with over 100,000 full-length (EH?) features for viewers to choose from. Cory Prince, Vice President of the company, has released a statement that reveals Pornhub’s intention to “take the crown as the ‘Netflix of porn'”.
A 7-day trial is currently available on the website, but it is worth noting that this requires providing your credit card details, and if you don’t actively unsubscribe then your membership status will be automatically updated so that you become a paying subscriber to Pornhub Premium…
Try convincing your girlfriend/mother/granny that you clicked into it by accident when they find out you’re spending your wages on porn with a better pixel count.
The huge repertoire of pornography that will be made available to Premium subscribers includes over 13,000 DVDs as well as content from exclusively online production companies including Brazzers, Reality Kings and something called ‘Fake Taxi’.
The “Netflix of porn” is a big title to live up to. Will Pornhub be able to pull it off? I don’t care, I just wanted to make that joke.
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