What a day it’s been.
After the news broke yesterday evening that Lord Ashcroft’s upcoming memoir contained allegations that British PM David Cameron put his penis in the mouth of a dead pig, or ‘hog-knobbing’, some of us haven’t been able to sleep for the amount of glorious jokes on Twitter.
We’ve played the curator and put together what we believe are the definitive twenty funniest tweets in response to these scurrilously curly-tailed accusations.
WARNING: some of these are very NSFW.
Say it with The Simpsons
It's just had Cameron's dick in it, it's still good, it's still good. #piggate pic.twitter.com/7Va8U2oaXh
— Hannah Mamalis (@Hantmam) September 20, 2015
https://twitter.com/SquirrelEvictor/status/645730796557484032
https://twitter.com/BookStannis/status/645730435801214977
Previously unreleased Cameron candid pic.twitter.com/LwHeYhnwy0
— barbara ghouls (@orinocohoe) September 21, 2015
Americans just don’t get it
American Twitter going on about what dresses people are wearing at the Emmys as if Cameron hasn't fucked a pig.
— Ewan Palmer (@EwanPalmer) September 20, 2015
The historical perspective
our parents saw the fall of the berlin wall; we were on twitter when we found out cameron fucked a dead pig
— Martha PW (@martha_again) September 20, 2015
https://twitter.com/MintRoyale/status/645729793376448512
https://twitter.com/JamesCsn/status/645731928948084736/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
The profaning of Peppa, Piglet and Babe
"No I'm not gonna tell you what I'm wearing David. Stop calling me" #Piggate pic.twitter.com/Sc8YExZpJk
— Arrest Edu (@ollyAlee) September 21, 2015
WHEN YOU 10 MINS INTO PEPPA PIG N CHILL N HE GIVE U THIS LOOK #piggate pic.twitter.com/WsUt8mpaAS
— ✨skamp✨ (@Sorenova) September 20, 2015
I bet David Cameron was disappointed the first time he watched babe station
— Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale (@JokesWithMark) September 20, 2015
https://twitter.com/iboudreau/status/645741752247287813
The downright hilarious
"and the worse part is he never called back." #piggate pic.twitter.com/REK5XZLrqc
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) September 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/Marmite___/status/645743852272357376
Cameron steps up to the podium.
"I didn't have intercourse with that pig, it was, after all.."
*he takes off his sunglasses*
"Only a hamjob"— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) September 21, 2015
David Cameron: Alright Carl, what kind of sandwich is that?
Me: Pulled pork. How was last night?
Cameron: Same.— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) September 20, 2015
Kermit has taken the news hard. @David_Cameron #PigGate 🐷 pic.twitter.com/sQ2GTCSpHU
— Gordon 🤘🏻#CC4L (@GordzCC) September 21, 2015
Russia’s official response
The Russian embassy is following @CameronPig http://t.co/xutKHlTffE pic.twitter.com/tSls1C8Nci
— indy100 (@indy100) September 21, 2015
What the pig had to say
I fear no one will take me seriously now.
— Cameron's Pig (@CameronPig) September 20, 2015
Our personal winner
Finally, I can use this feature pic.twitter.com/ocM5bbmv7O
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) September 21, 2015
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