
What a day it's been.
After the news broke yesterday evening that Lord Ashcroft's upcoming memoir contained allegations that British PM David Cameron put his penis in the mouth of a dead pig, or 'hog-knobbing', some of us haven't been able to sleep for the amount of glorious jokes on Twitter.
We've played the curator and put together what we believe are the definitive twenty funniest tweets in response to these scurrilously curly-tailed accusations.
WARNING: some of these are very NSFW.
Say it with The Simpsons
https://twitter.com/Hantmam/status/645741469702209536
https://twitter.com/SquirrelEvictor/status/645730796557484032
https://twitter.com/BookStannis/status/645730435801214977
https://twitter.com/sianvconway/status/645930665905647616
Americans just don't get it
https://twitter.com/EwanPalmer/status/645729805862858752
The historical perspective
https://twitter.com/martha_again/status/645723727272013824
https://twitter.com/MintRoyale/status/645729793376448512
https://twitter.com/JamesCsn/status/645731928948084736/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
The profaning of Peppa, Piglet and Babe
https://twitter.com/ollyAlee/status/645923938736951296
https://twitter.com/StormcIoak/status/645738450184970240
https://twitter.com/MarkSimmonsHaHa/status/645733121816666115
https://twitter.com/iboudreau/status/645741752247287813
The downright hilarious
https://twitter.com/CrapTaxidermy/status/645868028484300800
https://twitter.com/Marmite___/status/645743852272357376
https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/645962939460157440
https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/645740854779473920
https://twitter.com/GordonRFC13/status/645850511854448640
Russia's official response
https://twitter.com/thei100/status/645937543750422528
What the pig had to say
https://twitter.com/CameronPig/status/645742867940515841
Our personal winner
https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/645897723162558464