You’ll like these.
Even if you try with every fibre of your being not to laugh… you pretty much just have to.
It’s National Tell A Joke Day – seriously, who decided what arbitrary day and thing trends on Twitter? – but to mark this occasion, here are 13 dad jokes that the good people of Twitter have put forward.
Prepare to cringe and laugh.
https://twitter.com/wanhedaswolf/status/897789332534116353
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.’#NationalTellAJokeDay
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) August 16, 2017
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?
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Narnia business!#NationalTellAJokeDay— St Paul's Cathedral (@StPaulsLondon) August 16, 2017
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced. #NationalTellAJokeDay
— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheChirpNetwork/status/897773596570988544
#NationalTellAJokeDay I told my mum I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,
You should of seen her face when I rode straight pasta.— 🏋️♀️📺🍩⚡ Joey ⚡🍹🦄🇬🇧 (@JoAsYouKnowIt) August 16, 2017
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them. #NationalTellAJokeDay
— Mick (@RemeMick) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/wanhedaswolf/status/897788601597079552
I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens… #nationaltellajokeday
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/roeu812/status/897785957214289921
https://twitter.com/jesuiscanard/status/897776610325270529
We've been trying to think a of tree joke for #NationalTellAJokeDay but we're stumped. pic.twitter.com/1bN421q5Rw
— Trees for Cities (@TreesforCities) August 16, 2017
As I got out of my car this morning some guy threw milk, cream and butter all over my car.
I thought how dairy! #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/iHRPkbqEGd
— ilk (@ilkagency) August 16, 2017
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