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12th Mar 2017

Pamela Anderson has written a bizarre poem about “sexy” Julian Assange

Rory Cashin

In terms of “weird things that happen between famous people”, this is certainly up there.

Pamela Anderson writing a weird sometimes-rhyming, sometimes-not-rhyming poem in honour of Wikileaks found Julian Assange is now a thing that has happened.

Although we probably shouldn’t be too surprised, as Anderson has actually visited Assange several times while we lives within the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

Anderson titled the poem “My Julian”, posting it on her foundation website.

Truth be told, it’s kinda long, so we won’t bore you take up your valuable time with the whole lot of it, but here’s one of the more interesting excerpts:

Julian Assange is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence.
Yes- I think he’s quite sexy.
He has tremendous strength and stamina- though vulnerable.
Hard to imagine him that way – as capable as he is.
But, he is up against the biggest super powers in the world.
I’ve spent enough time with
him, to be absolutely
sure of his intentions-
They are good ones.

So, there you have it.

You may now continue about your day.

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