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20th Dec 2013

Parking Police: JOE takes a look at some of the worst parking attempts of 2013

One thing that never ceases to amaze us here at JOE is how utterly terrible some people are at parking their cars, so we’ve decided to take a look back at the worst parkers of 2013...

Oisin Collins

One thing that never ceases to amaze us here at JOE is how utterly terrible some people are at parking their cars, so we’ve decided to take a look back at some of the worst parkers of 2013, all with thanks to the new Nissan Juke

“WOOP, WOOP, it’s the sound of the parking police…”

Sadly, there’s no such thing as the parking police – unless you consider clampers to be ‘police’ – but we think some people need a lot more than just a release fine before they’ll cop themselves on. A few bad-parking-penalty-points certainly wouldn’t go amiss…

Take ‘Ireland’s worst parking offender’, for example. Back in April, we wrote a story about a bloke in Dublin City who had been clamped a total of 63 times over a four-year period. Now, we don’t know about you, but that’s just acting the b*llocks, if you ask us…

The same can be said for the drivers above, whose cars are featured in our Parking Police gallery. If you can’t park a car correctly between two solid white lines then you probably shouldn’t be driving at all.

And as for this person…

Parking police, over and out…

For more from Nissan Ireland and to find out about the new Juke check out www.nissan.ie.

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