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25th Sep 2017

Study claims that Northern Irish men have bigger ‘manhoods’ than men from the Republic

*Grabs measuring tape...

JOE

A good bit bigger…

A survey conducted by London clinic, International Andrology, has found that the average size of a man’s penis in Northern Ireland is 6.35 inches.

It’s almost spot on with the UK average of 6.36 but the real winners in the survey are the Welsh who record an average of 6.56 inches.

Scotland recorded a pretty respectable 6.45 inches and although Northern Ireland finished last in this survey, their medium length towers over the average for the whole of Ireland which is around 5 inches.

International Andrology asked 1,000 men and 1,000 women about penis sizes, sexual satisfaction and porn.

A full 71% of women respondents overall reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size.

According to a survey in 2015, the global average was 5.5 inches.

The most well-hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches (face turns red with jealousy) and the smallest is North Korea with an average ding-dong of 3.8 inches.

To be fair, we didn’t expect any less from Northern Ireland considering Jamie Dornan stole a lot of headlines a few months ago when he was the (ahem) face of a Discovery Northern Ireland campaign.

 

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